Lobsters And Whistle
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him …
Lobsters And Whistle Read MoreTag: funny
Watch Out for The Wall Please!!!
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. …
Watch Out for The Wall Please!!! Read More
After the Honeymoon
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished …
After the Honeymoon Read More
No Drink to The Bartender
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the …
No Drink to The Bartender Read More
Married Man’s Story
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a …
Married Man’s Story Read More
Taxi Driver and Frank Feldman
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: …
Taxi Driver and Frank Feldman Read More