The Cauldron That Died
Nasreddin Hodja, having need for a large cooking container, borrowed his neighbor’s copper cauldron, then returned it in a timely manner. “What is this?” asked his neighbor upon examining the …
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Abraham Lincoln as Jokester
The most famous of all debates in American history are the seven between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas campaigning in Illinois in 1858 for a Senate seat. On one …
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The Easiest Question
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a famous politician happened to appear. Politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and …
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Will I Be Acquitted?
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. …
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Lobsters And Whistle
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him …
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Silent Farts
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and …
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The Vicar Under The Bed
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on …
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The Preacher And The Parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you …
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Gynecologist And Auto Repair
Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended …
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At This Time of Night
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my …
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